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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher ….

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Multumesc Dan!

Decembrie 23, 2008 - Posted by | De la lume adunate... |

6 comentarii »

  1. Alaturi de Maria, Donald, Milli, s.a. VA UREZ UN AN FERICIT!

    Comentariu de bibiguli | Decembrie 23, 2008 | Răspunde

  2. Multumesc, Sarbatori Fericite si La Multi Ani!

    Comentariu de AirBorn | Decembrie 23, 2008 | Răspunde

  3. CRACIUN FERICIT SI UN AN NOU EXCEPTIONAL!
    Cu drag,
    Alandra

    Comentariu de Alandra | Decembrie 24, 2008 | Răspunde

  4. Multumesc Alandra,
    Sarbatori Fericite in continuare!🙂

    Comentariu de AirBorn | Decembrie 27, 2008 | Răspunde

  5. De ce numai scrii la mine?

    Comentariu de Ovidiu | Decembrie 30, 2008 | Răspunde

  6. :-)) De citit am mai citit cate ceva … De comentat mai putin!
    De ce? Sunt plecat … si depind de 3G … care nu prea are semnal😉

    Comentariu de AirBorn | Decembrie 31, 2008 | Răspunde


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